Anti-Gay Survival Guide!

  • Don't wear polyester, esp. not as underwear. Makes you itch like shit anyway!
  • Take Iodine!
  • Take Saw Palmetto!
  • Take Ormus (preferably the kind that doesn't taste like gizz)!
  • Take Black Seed Oil!
  • Try to stop taking any "expert" perscribed medications such as SSRIs.
  • Pushups or Resistance Bands. But if you go to the gym every day, you'll just become more gay.
  • If circumsized, start wearing a foreskin restorer ASAP. Can be done without tools but only if you have a lot of free time.
  • Quit the porn (Yes, softcore counts, too. But if you watch hardcore then you're even more fucked)!
  • If you have a "fetish", there's always a reason.
  • If you try to pretend you have no femininity/vulnerability, it'll just make you more gay and feminine.
  • If you only date women to have sex, then you're gay.
  • If you're "anti-woke," then you're just a woke little queer.
  • If you obsess over other men online, then you're gay.
  • If you don't believe in family values, then you're gay.
  • Buy crypto or precious metals.
  • Realize that society has been filled to the brim with corruption and perversion since you were born, so if you grew up in rural society then you're probably gay in some way unless you deliberately deplugged.
  • If you spend hours watching girls on livestreaming platforms, fucking stop.
  • Be skeptical of most fast foods and cheap food products, such as how they can increase estrogen levels (Phytoestrogens are still okay).
  • If you're a vegetarian, that's even worse than watching streamers.
  • Try to stay productive in some way.
  • Don't play gay games. Most games are fine, but stay away from all the gay ones like Among Us and Animal Crossing.
  • If you think Andrew Tate represents masculinity, you're gay.
  • Stop hiding your face online.
  • If you're insecure about your looks, then make yourself secure already.
  • Shave your balllls and pubes!
  • If you put money into "Retirement Funds" like a 401k, you're a fucking ballless queer.
  • Maintain a natural dissatisfaction with the "system" and "normal" lifestyles.
  • Don't turn a job or lifestyle that you hate into a comfort zone.
  • Stop listening to all the fake alphas on social media.
  • If you idolize anyone on social media as if they're special just for having a lot of followers, then you're gay and also demonstrating how weak of a backbone you have.
  • If you think that police or hospitals are essential safety nets for health and safety, then you're just a delusional little queer. Buy a gun, faggot. If you don't want a gun, you could at least get a pepper spray gun or even a cheap bow and arrow set and shizz. Learn some taekwondo!
  • If you're white, be more strict on yourself because whites are the biggest faggots.
  • Reduce your sugar intake.
  • Learn to disprove the overpopulation myth.
  • If you often make fun of men for "simping," then you probably have no real life social skills and are gay.
  • If you support gender equality, stop!
  • Become a TERF.
  • If someone calls you homophobic, say they're right.
  • Stop using ChatGPT.

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